no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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