Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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