so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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