just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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