spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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