I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I'm really busy with my period
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