So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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