I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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