we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
