you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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