too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Dick very happy bro
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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