I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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