We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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