Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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