Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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