that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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