is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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