So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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