This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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