What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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