yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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