I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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