gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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