She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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