he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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