The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
nutella sex= disaster
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He better not be in your backpack
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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