just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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