We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Randomize
