I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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