Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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