I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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