a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Of course I have a pirate flag
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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