Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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