We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My liver just had a heart attack.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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