My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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