theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Even my vagina gasped.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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