And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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