we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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