I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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