Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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