Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Randomize
