i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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