and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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