Ambien. No doubt about it.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Quick, to the slutcave!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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