Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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