it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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