he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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