She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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