you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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