Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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