If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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