if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
